Crazy Generation

Helpful Tips For Ensnaring A Cheating Wife

2006-11-30T15:44:00.000-08:00

The popularity of the television program entitled Desperate Housewives might be an indication that more and more women are unhappy about their married life. The program, it seems, is a reflection of what is happening in most American homes.

Since many husbands tend to prioritize work over their family, many wives nowadays are increasingly tempted to have an illicit relationship. It is surprising to note that the lovers that most wives chose are usually those they get into contact with everyday, such as their officemate, gardener, plumber, or even the pizza delivery guy.

Since women will most probably enter into an affair because of emotional connection, rather than sexual satisfaction, Internet chat rooms are also venues where the wife and a possible illicit lover usually meet and fall for each other.

Although men are considered insensitive about emotions, it will still be easy for husbands to detect their wife is cheating on them. Telltale signs of a wife's infidelity include lost of sexual appetite, change in behavior toward her family, more time dedicated to work, sudden change in the way she looks, and disinterest in sharing feelings and thoughts with the husband.

The first thing you need to do, if you feel that your wife is cheating on you, is to collect proof and connect the facts. You cannot just confront your wife on a baseless hunch. You need to build your case so that your wife cannot deny her forbidden romance.

Here are useful tips that will help you catch your cheating wife:

Keep quiet and lay low

If you want to catch your wife, you need to keep quiet about your suspicion. Make her believe that you trust her and do not change your behavior towards her. Remember that women have strong instincts, they can easily know if you are suspecting them just by the way you talk and look at them.

Sometimes you need to act stupid or gullible so that your wife will let down her guard. She might be careless and might leave behind clues of her affair if she knows that you are not suspecting her.

Jot down your wife's activities

It would really be advisable to jot down your partner's activities, schedule, children's school hours, etc. You cannot remember all the details, especially if you are hurting inside. Thus, you really need to keep a journal or notebook.

Knowing the schedule of your children's activities, her office hours or even her friends' birthday will help you know when she is lying.

Look for a pattern

Try to find a pattern in your wife's daily activities. When does she usually stay up late in the office or visit a friend's house? If on Wednesdays it takes her four hours to buy groceries, you might want to follow her or ask somebody to check her out.

You should also check your phone records. Check the numbers she dialed using her mobile phone. If you do not recognize a number that keeps on popping out, you might want to check that number out. Check for receipts and other incriminating evidence

You need to keep an eye on her belonging. Does she have new sexy lingerie in the laundry hamper that you never laid eyes on? Is she wearing a new perfume? Be observant.

Go home or visit her office unexpectedly

Tell your wife that you are going home late, and then surprise her by arriving early. You could also visit her office at lunch or in the afternoon. Bring her food or flowers so that she would not feel that you are spying on her.

Check email records and computer usage

It is wise to buy computer spy software that will help track down computer activities of your wife. Such computer monitoring programs will help you uncover deleted messages and emails, and even provide you with log-on names and passwords.

Once you have gathered enough proof about your wife's extramarital affairs, think of what action you want to take. Do you want to continue the relationship? Do you want a divorce? Think of your children and how this will affect them. Never confront your wife about her affairs without a plan of action.

How to Catch a Cheating Wife? Confirm Your Suspicions.

About the Author
The popularity of the television program entitled Desperate Housewives might be an indication that more and more women are unhappy about their married life. The program, it seems, is a reflection of what is happening in most American homes.

Is That A New Nose Bob?

2006-11-28T20:32:00.000-08:00

I recently caught an episode of Extreme Makeover on television. Two men in their 40's were chosen by the show to receive a head-to-toe makeover that included cosmetic surgery. In six weeks wrinkles were zapped into oblivion, droopy eyelids were stitched away, and teeth so perfect even Tom Cruise would be envious. If you can look half your age and this good, no wonder men are advocating cosmetic surgery. Times certainly have changed. Why do only women get to have all the fun?

Men are not impervious to having bad self image. And why not? Women are not the only ones who can be born with a nose that is too big, or a chin that is too small. Bad teeth, wrinkles, and a double chin can look as unattractive on a man as they are on women. It did not take long for cosmetic companies to realize a new market - moisturizers, eye cream, facial scrubs, and manicure sets. Just For Men. Forbes has reported a whopping 44% increase in minimally invasive cosmetic procedures from 2000 - 2005.

According to The American Society of Plastic Surgeons, these are the top male cosmetic procedures performed nationwide in 2005.

Nose reshaping

Botox

Hair transplantation

Microdermabrasion

Liposuction

Chemical Peel

Eyelid surgery

Breast reduction

Laser Hair Removal

Laser Skin Resurfacing

Other popular cosmetic procedures for men:

Facelift

Forehead lift

Chest sculpture

Muscle enhancing

Chin augmentation.

Surgery Cheek Lift Plastic Surgery

Penis Enlargement

Zoom Tooth Whitening

Since cosmetic surgery is not your standard coffee table talk for men, you might be surprised on how common this trend is amongst your family, friends and work mates. "Is that a brand new nose Bob?" Though you would probably not hear this question asked out loud by man to another man today, it might just be a matter of time.

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2006-11-28T15:30:00.000-08:00

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Gift Giving Guide For Guys

2006-11-27T19:19:00.001-08:00

Holiday gift shopping for your sweetheart can seem to be a difficult task, and many men put it off until Christmas Eve because of this. Knowing a few basics about the art of selecting a gift for a woman can help make your shopping trip more successful, and less stressful. Following are some hints about how to find the perfect holiday gift for your sweetheart.

Choose Something Just For Her

The first tip is this: never buy her a gift that you would like to receive. You probably would not make the mistake of thinking she wants a new John Deere tractor. But you may think that home electronics items like TVs and stereos are fabulous gifts. A new plasma TV is probably not on her gift list. But if a TV, or even a tractor, does happen to be on her list, be sure to buy the one she wants, not the one you think she should have.

Avoid Housekeeping Aids

Another pearl of wisdom: never buy your sweetheart a household appliance, or something to make housework easier. She almost certainly will not be pleased. She may decide to clean house -- by getting rid of your items. This prohibition includes cleaning products, like that extra large container of laundry soap that finally went on sale. A new, high-tech vacuum cleaner might be something she wants, but not as a Christmas gift from her sweetie.

Keep It Personal

Another clue to remember when searching for the perfect holiday gift for your special someone -- a Chia Pet, or a house plant, is not a romantic gift. Your sister might like to receive a house plant from you, but it is probably safe to say that your sweetheart will be expecting something a little more personal.

Lingerie and nightwear can be a great holiday gift idea for that someone special. But avoid the flannels and the granny panties. That type of gift sends the message that you do not find her desirable. Buy her the sexy stuff if you're leaning towards a gift of lingerie.

Don't Cut Corners

Jewelry can be the perfect gift for the woman you love for Christmas, but there are a couple of pitfalls to avoid. Always remember that an imitation diamond does not cut it, either figuratively or literally. Imagine the embarrassment she will feel when she tests her new ring in front of her friends by trying to cut glass with it. Such a scene could have dire consequences for your relationship. Buy the real thing.

Don't Trust Your Fashion Sense

For many men, clothing often seems the ideal gift, especially when the women in their lives love clothes. If you are thinking about clothing for your special someone, please reconsider. While many men think they have a good sense of women's fashions, in reality few do. If you give her clothes, she may act appreciative, but don't ever expect to see her wear them.

Take A Hint

Although it may seem obvious, one of the most important gift-giving clues is: listen. Many women drop detailed hints about what they want. If you pay attention, she will probably tell you exactly what to buy for her. You can never disappoint her by giving her something she wants.

Presentation: Part Of The Gift

Never underestimate the power of presentation. Beautiful paper, nice boxes, and bows that sparkle can set the stage, and increase your sweetheart's anticipation of your gift. Duct tape is never acceptable, and plastic grocery bags do not make good gift bags. If you hire someone skilled to wrap that perfect gift, you give your sweetheart the gift of beauty in presentation, in addition to the gift within.

Your Love Shows Through

That "perfect" holiday gift may be something elusive, and always just out of reach. The gift you give her, whether perfect or not, if chosen thoughtfully will send the message that you cared enough to make the effort. Figuring out the perfect holiday gift for your special someone can be difficult. But following the above guidelines will help you put a smile on her face this holiday season.

About the Author
Visit Xmas Gifts to learn more. Ron King is a full-time researcher, writer, and web developer, visit his website at Website

Copyright 2005 Ron King.

Her Words Of Love - What Your Girlfriend Is Trying To Tell You!

2006-11-25T15:46:00.000-08:00

Do you sometimes have trouble understanding exactly what your girlfriend means when you meet or talk to her? Don't worry, the following is a humorous and irreverent translation designed to enable you to understand the nuances and sub-plots of her conversations. It provides clear, albeit outrageous examples of what the fairer sex REALLY means when she says...

HONEST as in "Let's be honest with each other."

Variations: "I want us to tell each other everything ... Let's promise to never have any secrets from each other ... Let's open our hearts and minds and souls to each other."

Fine and dandy. We're all decent people. This is an honourable goal. Let's shake on it.

But remember one thing. This is the same girl who was upset when you praised the waitress for her good service at dinner the other night. You remember the one, she was more or less twice your age and perhaps three times your weight.

Yet your sweetheart was troubled. She couldn't understand why you were so impressed by this woman - "this brazen floozy" were her words, actually - who answered perfectly to your every whim for three hours.

If she was ruffled by that episode, will it really be such a good idea tomorrow to tap her on the shoulder and - being completely honest, because that is what she wants, isn't it? - say, "See the blonde over there? The one in the very short skirt. I think she has a fantastic ass. I do, honestly."

As for that odd tingling feeling you get in your stomach every time her sister Sue walks into the room, perhaps it would be better to keep that to yourself no matter how many secrets she wants to share.

Fortunately, she isn't actually interested in this kind of information when she is talking about "honesty". What she wants is for you to feel free to tell her how wonderful she is, anytime you want, night or day. As for anything negative, keep that to yourself, please.

JEALOUS as in "I'm not the jealous type."

Variations: "I know what men are like ... I trust you.... You don't have to worry about me coming after you with a hammer because I see you talking with some pretty girl."

Wouldn't it be fine if this were true? And wouldn't it be fine if your team always won? And money grew on trees? And pigs could fly?

Alas, we have to live in the real world and in the real world she is as likely to be immune to jealousy as she is to have wings or laugh at your jokes all the time.

In her mind, jealousy is a good quality. It is the best practical evidence of her deep affection for you. The fact that it also means no woman is allowed to come within several hundred yards of you for fear of her life is not her intention, just a convenient by-product.

If you are still naive enough to believe her in this domain, at least try the waters by artificially contriving a test before finding yourself in a real life situation.

Arrange for her to see you having coffee in some private intimate cafe with some old girlfriend who you have grown a little tired of anyway. That way, if your current squeeze does go berserk and pour a bottle of water over your "ex's" head, definitively ruining the relationship forever, nothing much will be lost.

The tragedy is that even if your lovely passes this test, you mustn't assume too much. It may mean nothing! For all their failings, women are actually often uncannily astute when it comes to figuring out which women are a threat and which aren't.

What she really means when she says she is "not the jealous type" is that she is not ... until there is the slightest reason to be!

INTERESTED as in "You're not interested in me."

Variations: "You don't understand me ... You never want to know my opinion ... You don't care what I think."

Picture this. She's been in the library or supermarket or dry cleaners or hairdressers or even the gym, for goodness sake, and struck up a conversation with some passing male and he has looked her in the eye and said, "What's the weather like outside?" That's what this is all about. He's asked her opinion.

He has sincerely wanted to know what she thought - merely about the chance of rain, of course. But the subject doesn't matter. What counts is that he has paused from his busy schedule, from picking up his frilly pressed shirts or wiping the sweat off his heaving chest between sets or whatever - and focussed his attention on her.

You never do that, of course. Well, not in the way he did. A different tone of voice. No baggage intended. The world full of promise. It was so refreshing, so uplifting. Whereas with you, well, it's always the same old thing, isn't it?

Solution? Voice lessons perhaps? Or even take up singing. Anything that will help her notice the next time you ask her a question that that is what you are doing - asking her a question. Soliciting an opinion. Actually, maybe forget the voice. Get a sign and hold it up in front of her: "I am asking you a question. I am interested in your opinion."

Sometimes bold initiatives are called for. This may be clumsy but it's certain to get her attention.

LIKE as in "I do like you."

Variations: "You're a good person ... You have some fine qualities ...If only I wasn't going out with / or hoping to go out with someone better... or someone who I might like a lot more."

This is similar to her saying I "like" all kinds of food. It sounds positive, a quality, something to admire her for. Something for you to feel good about. But in truth?

What happens when you offer her something a little unusual to eat, like dog, snake or monkey eyes? Suddenly you realise that her "liking" doesn't carry much weight.

That she "likes all kinds of foods" merely means she "likes all the kinds of foods that she likes" - which may be a great many or actually just a few but that is fine by her because that is what she likes and seems a lot to her.

As for "liking" you, rather than standing as a testament to her deep affection, it means something closer to the precise opposite : "I don't like you."

Or, more subtly: "I do like you ... so little that I can't even be bothered to tell you that I don't like you."

This is bad, undoubtedly. But at least it isn't the worst. She is partly saying, "I don't want to never never never see you again." Or at least: "I don't want to argue with you and part on bad terms." Or at the very least: "I don't want to put you in a sack with a stack of rocks and drop you in the middle of the ocean."

At least not overtly. And in some relationships, this could count for quite a positive thing.

Still, it is a lethal phrase because it offers no comeback. Since she doesn't mean what she is saying - since she means in fact that she doesn't "like" you - nothing that you can say will matter to her.

OBVIOUS as in "Must you be so obvious?"

Variations: "Do you have no tact at all? ... Don't you have any feelings for me?"

Whatever have you done this time? Punched a doorman? Stripped naked in the street? Shagged a neighbour on the dining room table.... while your parents / her parents were over for dinner?

Now that would be "obvious". Something that you could expect to have confirmed with solid physical evidence. Perhaps even photographs. As you would in a court of law. But this isn't court. This is a relationship. And there are no laws. So "obvious" in this case means some minor infraction that only her super sensitive radar could possibly pick up.

A rarefied pitch that only her finely turned and ever vigilant warning system would notice. There is no use asking your friends if they saw you doing anything wrong. And no use asking hers either - they won't have seen anything but will side with her.

One of the conditions of belonging to the Females of the Universe's Union of Offence Finders. As for the offence itself, don't try to think of what you might have done - fastened your seatbelt before she did hers, given a cripple on the tube a seat that she wanted, whatever.

For the sake of harmony, just nod and say, "You are right. I don't know what I was thinking of. I will try to do better."

QUARREL as in "I don't want to quarrel."

Variations: "Let's not talk about that now ... Can we leave it, please? ... Why do you have to go on about it all the time?...You know I don't like to argue ... It was only your favourite VHS / CD / DVD / book / jumper / pet rock / or whatever."

For once, she doesn't want to talk. Funny that, isn't it? If the subject is her or the two of you doing things together or a birthday present for some distant 105 year old aunt or how "nice" it would be to paint the sitting room pink, she is rearing to go and ready to stay up half the night chatting.

But as soon as it is something that matters, something virtually life threatening - like a programme you want to see or a match you would like to go to or whatever the damage is that she has done to your mobile phone memory or PC hard drive - she behaves as if verbal communication is precious, at a premium. That it has to be saved.

Suddenly she reacts as if it's a dangerous thing. Like starting to laugh in a sacred place. Or making noise in a war zone. A word too many here or there and disaster might ensue. But it is so hard to quell the fires, isn't it, when you know you are right - for once, at least - and that if you let it go now, it will simmer and stew inside you, driving you mad for weeks.

Yet if you do go on about it, she'll nail you to the wall for being petty, for refusing to move on. Sadly, she's got you and there is probably no alternative for you but a few hours out with a mate or two reviewing the situation.

At least you can count on their wholehearted support in this case. Undoubtedly, they'll have been there.

RELATIONSHIP as in "You call this a relationship?"

Variations: "What do you want from me? ... Where are we going? ... Don't you value me at all?"

At the risk of sounding pedantic, everyone has a relationship with everyone else in the world. You have a relationship with the person - male or female - who sells you a paper in the morning, travels the road with you to work, sees you stopping off for a drink on the way home, or dies in the darkness on the other side of the world.

It may not be a profound relationship but it is a relationship nonetheless. No man is an island, remember. She, however, is talking about something more specific. Something that involves terms like "spending time together", telling her she is "beautiful" even when she looks her worst and helping with the washing up after dinner.

You know very well that other things are more important to a relationship. Like sharing your thoughts on who will win the Premiership. Pointing out to her in detail how easy it is to fix a carburettor. And letting her have the last word now and then.

What more could any girl seriously expect? If you gave anymore, what would be left of yourself? Alright, quite a lot actually. But life wouldn't be so easy.

And this is where relationships get tough. She won't think you have one unless you are always upping the ante, adding a new wrinkle, doing a little more than yesterday.

It's like the freshener in a toilet - it is always being depleted and needs attention.

This needn't be as frightening as it sounds. Sometimes she will be pleased by things you actually want to do.

TALK as in "I need to talk to you."

Variations: "There is something I have to say to you ... Something I want to know ... Can we get five minutes of quiet later to have a chat?"

Not so much confusing as terrifying. She wants you to put life on hold, push all distractions aside, and give her your complete attention. Why? So she can tell you what a fine lad you are? Thank you for all the wonderful things you have done for her recently? Renew her vows of devotion and fidelity to you?

Not likely. No, there is a crisis of some kind, and you're at the heart of it. Something you have done. Or not done. Not told her she is beautiful for a few days? Not brought home a bouquet or two? Not offered to take her on a round the world cruise in the near future?

The interesting thing is that she feels she has to make an appointment to tell you. She does this ingenuously, of course. Apparently not wanting to interrupt your busy day.

Unfortunately the forewarning has set your nerves jangling, distracting your mind every few minutes as you struggle desperately to guess what the hell she is going on about, in order to prepare some kind of defence, and your day becomes a shambles so that by the time you do sit down for the talk you are a wreck.

No matter: you won't be called upon to do much once the meeting starts. When she says she want to "talk to you", she means "at you", not "with you". All you will have to do is listen ... and, no doubt, plead guilty.

UNDERSTAND as in "I want us to understand each other."

Variations: "I want you to understand me ... I want to understand you ... I want you to understand."

That's fair, isn't it? No one starts out intentionally to misunderstand some one else, do they? Admittedly, that's what often happens. She says "I'd like to do something nice on the weekend" and you say, "Fine, let's watch footie" - bang, you've got a misunderstanding.

But neither of you provoked it intentionally. You both agree on that. What she has in mind when she pleads to be understood, to understand, is something more serious. She's talking about laying down some tough ground rules, guidelines to take you through the dark forest known as the future.

It's a noble aspiration. It would be magnificent if it could succeed. If you two could simply settle the next few decades with a few minutes chat.

But experience shows that it is hard enough finding the consensus to get through one Saturday afternoon without friction, let alone years.

Still, it's probably best to pretend to go along with the attempt. It shouldn't take too long if you nod your head regularly - so you may yet have time to get out to the game.

About the Author
Jon White is the founder of http://www.CupidNights.com - a London dating site and the most successful geo-targeted dating site in Europe.

Crazy Money Making Ideas

2006-11-22T21:37:00.000-08:00

By: Steve Gillman

Sometimes new money making ideas are immediately usable. However, sometimes you just have to let your imagination run wild and be impractical. This is a way to get that creativity going, and no matter how crazy the ideas may seem at first, there is usually a way to bring them down to earth, as in this first example.

Rental Cabins In The Air

I started with a crazy thought: "What if people could rent a cabin up in the sky for the weekend?" Right away my mind tries to make sense of the idea, and because the over-all goal is to have profitable innovations, it looks for ways to make it into a money making idea. I first imagined cabins which are suspended under large hot-air or helium balloons.

As much fun as it might be, this didn't seem very practical. When I explored the idea further, though, I wondered if existing balloon-ride businesses could tap into other markets. If, for example, the gondolas were outfitted properly, and the balloons tethered, so they could be allowed to float two thousand feet overhead, would meditators then pay for a peaceful meditation retreat in the sky?

Another thought came to mind. Balloons could be high in the air, but easily cranked back in on a line. This might be simpler and cheaper than traditional rides, which involve chase vehicles and unpredictable landings. Perhaps this could be another way to make money with the balloons, charging a lower rate for simple up and down rides, and so getting new customers that couldn't afford the usual rides.

This is how a crazy idea comes back to earth. Perhaps even the "weekend cabin in the sky" idea could someday be a money making idea, but if not, that's okay. The point here is to get the creative flow going, and then find more practical ways to channel the output.

More Crazy Money Making Ideas

The following are pure imagination. I leave it to you to find a way to make these ones into potential money making ideas. Good luck and have fun!

- Put seats on the wings of an airplane and sell rides to thrill seekers.

- Sell advertising scratched out on the face of the moon.

- Rent out the animals at the zoo.

- Start an underwater school.

- Make a roller coaster course people pay to take their personal cars on.

- Sell pets genetically engineered to die young, for those who hate long-term commitments.

- Rent out children to undecided prospective parents.

- Have marriage insurance policies that cover the cost of a divorce, just in case.

- Have a swimming pool restaurant; diners sit in floating seats and eat off floating plates.

Scan the list and stop on any of the crazy ideas that catch your attention. Chances are good that you can find some way to transform it into a more practical idea, and that is the point. This exercise in imagination may be fun, but it is also a profitable technique for generating money making ideas.

About the Author:

Steve Gillman has been exploring new ideas for decades. Visit his site for more money making ideas, invention ideas, business ideas, story ideas, political and economic theories, and deep thoughts. Get a free gift too: http://www.999ideas.com

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2006-11-20T13:03:00.000-08:00

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5 Irresistible Ways To Make Women Fall For You

2006-11-18T14:08:00.000-08:00

By: Joseph Plazo

"I don't get it!..."

"I've a nice car. I'm accomplished. My A-List CV make the next guy look funky. I even wear the latest Armani! Why doesn't she flip for me? Why am I always alone??"

STOP!

How many times did you pound the dashboard of your Corvette bewailing this persistent question?

The avenue to Romance is littered with roadkill hearts and unrequited love.If you think you're unique in your loneliness, think again. There is enough dashboard pounding out there to start a global orchestra of dire distress.

But don't despair. Before you spin out of control, deploy the airbags fast. These strategic maneuvers should cruise you back on track:

1) Dress to Kill - all the time: No I don't intend that you wear $5000 suits to the grocers or the Rolex to walk the dog. What I want you to do is is to dress decently each time you hit the streets. Dab on some cologne. Be neatly shaven. Gentlemen, women are everywhere. If you dress with flash only at the bar or the party, you're missing out on 95% of eligible women. Some of the best relationships were forged during chance encounters at the bus stop.

2) Bedroom Eyes - When exploring new relationships with that sexy stranger, intensify the eye contact. Lock deep into her pupils. Let the rest of the world disappear even as a horde of supermodels troop by. You will naturally thrill her with the attention as she experiences the tendrils of growing attraction. Ethnologists have a term for it, the copulatory gaze. Get your eyes even sexier by enlargening your pupils; Dr. Hess concluded that dilated pupils are far far more attractive to women. How does one get the pupils popping? Simply gaze at the most alluring parts of a woman's face and fill your mind with loving caring thoughts. Your pupils naturally grow, endowing you with irresistible eyes.

3) Visual Caress - Get your eyes to do some facial travelling as you chat. Linger a bit on the nose, traipse across those lashes and rest upon the lips. Drink in her facial features as though you were admiring the Mona Lisa. She will delight in the attention!

4) Easter Eggs - Stumped at having nothing to say? Listen carefully for easter eggs as you talk. These are unusual words or phrases that she utters. Ask her to expound on it. Say "What's the story behind that?" or "How do you feel about that?". Women love to be probed for their opinions and their feelings.Gently bring out her emotions with sensitive open-ended questions.

5) Keep it Adrenaline Charged - Men talk facts: stock figures, bill payments, and boring engine specs. Women are different. They delight in FEELINGS TALK: how the new dress takes them to 7th heaven, how that special meal got them all giddy with ecstasy, how their shopping expedition drains their deepest problems away. Leverage this by steering away from facts talk. Pick out emotionally charged subjects and ask her how she especially relates to them. You'll be her new confidant!

I know what you're thinking. It's all common sense! That's true, but ask yourself this: how many of you actually practice this? Be honest.

Get out there and be the man women loves. Use your common sense!

About the Author:

A master of manifestation to his associates, Joseph R. Plazo offers intense executive coaching so people can find jobs and build careers.

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2006-11-15T00:23:00.000-08:00

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Ordinary Men Having Love Lives Like The Movie Stars

2006-11-11T21:28:00.000-08:00

Are you in a relationship, and wonder what your future holds? Well you are not alone. The feelings you are having are not unique. Even famous stars question their love lives. Whether you are madly in love, or just plain pooped from your relationship woes, take a look at the movie stars for your answers. Look at famous celebrity couples or bachelors to see where your relationship fits in. Imagine yourself as a romantic Brad Pitt or bad boy Charlie Sheen romancing the hottie of your dreams. If not Brad or Charlie, then which movie star’s life are you living right now?

Caught a Case of the Katie Holmes/ Tom Cruise Infectious Infatuation

You can’t wait to see her and you want this feeling to last forever. The relationship is still fairly new but you know in your heart that she is the one. You want to spend all your free time with her and you find yourself reprioritizing your schedule to fit her into your life. You feel incredible passion, but also at times feel anxious about losing her. Sometimes you question her faithfulness and commitment to you, even though she seems blissfully happy too. You haven’t yet felt the urge to engage in any sofa stompin activities expressing your undying love for her, but the idea doesn’t seem too far outside of your realm of thinking.

Advice for Infectious Infatuation: Hold off on engagement ring purchases and marriage proposals for now. Take a break from sonogram shopping and baby planning. Instead just stay on course and keep enjoying her and see where this romance leads. Remember infatuation can last 6 months to 2 years. So make sure it is love before you make any life long commitments

Searching for a Jessica Simpson/Nick Lachey Maturity Makeover

You have been together for several years. It seems like overnight the things you used to love about her are getting on your nerves. You fight about little things, big things, any things. Your lovemaking sessions aren’t as frequent or as passionate as they used to be. She doesn’t seem to pay as much attention to your needs as she used to. It’s over and you are calling it quits.

Advice for Maturity Makeover It’s 98 degrees and rising and time to cool off. Breakups are never easy. The decision to break up has been made so there is no point contacting her during a weak moment and trying to work things out. Instead, get yourself involved in healthy activities. Exercise, visit with family and friends that care about you. Do something to make you feel good about yourself (how about investing in some tanning lotion, just a suggestion). Just because you are a man doesn’t mean you can’t have feelings of hurt and dismay. Accept those feelings and just take one day at a time.

Just Jammin in the Jada Pickett Smith/ Will Smith Jackpot

You and your woman are together, committed forever. Sure you have your ups and downs, but you work through your problems and respect each other totally. You will do whatever it takes to keep your relationship strong and healthy. Your family is the most important thing in your life. Your wife/girlfriend enhances you. She never brings you down. Because you have such a solid foundation at home, you have found much success in your life as you can freely focus on your career, family and interests. You see yourself growing old with your wife, and putting your children and family first above all else.

Advice to Just Jammin Jackpot: This Prince needs no advice.

Walk Away Whitney Houston/ Bobby Brown LowDown

Your relationship is filled with tremendous highs and unbelievable lows. You find yourself either fighting constantly or engaged in phenomenal make-up sex with her. Although tumultuous, you are committed to making your relationship work. You hope things will get better because you still truly love her. Sometimes you think that you are soul mates and you were destined to be together. Other times you wish she had never entered your life. You blame her for your problems. You just want some peace.

Advice to Walk Away Lowdown: Stop singing “Its my prerogative” and do something to change your life. You need to start making some drastic changes, and focus on improving yourself. Only you are responsible for bringing happiness in your life, not her. So get busy. And if you have any child support payments, traffic violations, etc., just pay them already.

Dawdling in Some Puff Daddy, P Diddy or Just Some Diddy

You are just out there having fun. You are into the party scene, dating, enjoying and loving women. You have talent, cool moves, and a major fashion sense. You are just too cool. You are into the “love em and leave em” philosophy. Although in your case you have one and only one name, it is true that women have called you quite a few names in your life that you wouldn’t care to repeat.

Advice for Dawdling: You’re still young, so enjoy life, but try not to hurt anyone along the way. Lose the white suit. It has yet to bring out your angelic side.

So how did you do? Whether you’re the Prince or P Diddy, we could all use some relationship advice at different times in our life.

About the Author, Heidi Wallick:

Relationship advice for guys gives easy simple tips on obtaining and maintaining healthy relationships. For more tips on how to attract a woman, to meet a woman, and improve your dating life, check out http://www.relationship-advice-for-guys.com

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2006-11-09T15:32:00.000-08:00

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Get The Edge - Within You Is A Powerful Driving Force

2006-11-07T20:48:00.000-08:00

For nearly two decades, Anthony Robbins has dedicated his life to discovering the most advanced principles for producing accelerated change. He is the nation's expert in the psychology of peak performance and personal, professional, and organizational "turnaround". He also leads the way in providing cutting-edge tools for individuals wanting to make radical improvements in their careers, emotional well-being, relationships, finances, time management, health and vitality, and professional growth.

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Media Sensationalism - Let's Get Those Votes Hollywood Style

2006-11-02T13:53:00.000-08:00

Androids Gone Wild - The Dion Robot Story

2006-10-29T22:26:00.000-08:00

China is known for four great inventions - compass, gunpowder, papermaking and printing. Additional scientific accomplishments throughout the centuries include seismological detectors, matches and astronomy.

Quite a smart nation, I might say. Smart, and a little odd - strippers at funerals, rhubarb and dandelion wines, designer replicas?

So what do you get when you cross technology with the unconventional?

The most sexiest female android ever created - The Dion Robot. She's Blonde. She's Beautiful. And She's Got Nipples. So far, she can only sing your favourite karaoke tunes. She moves her lips in sync with the song like a hollywood starlet who just had too much botox.

The Dion Robot is part of the "Lover Robot" collection being developed by Beijing Yuanda Superman Robot Science. "The lover robots like the real beautiful woman .... are primarily for family collection and appreciation .... comparing with these (Japanese) unmovable puppets, the lover robots are more realistic, charming, intimate, lovely, sexy and attractive."

I think they lost me somewhere in between family and intimate.

Sushi Served With Cocktails

2006-10-26T12:16:00.000-07:00

Since its American debut in the 70’s, the California Roll has played a significant role in sushi’s popularity. For decades following, it inspired sushi chefs to bend traditional Asian recipes to create fusion cuisine – The Philadelphia Roll, The New York Roll, The Nixon Roll…. Modern sushi is certainly the adaptation of exotic food palatable for western taste buds.

A new generation of American food enthusiasts emerged willing to take the plunge towards the sushi trend. Celebrities like Madonna and Justin Timberlake created opportunities for restaurateurs to open posh and exclusive restaurants, where sushi is served with cocktails and rubbing elbows with someone famous is part of the enchantment.

Today, a sushi connoisseur can expect dinner for one at Masa to cost $450. Add to it a carafe of Kubota Manju Sake at $86.00 and the automatic 20% tip; your bill totals $645. Bring a date, and for the cost of your dinner, you could have purchased plane tickets to Las Vegas, a Romance Package at the Bellagio and watched Cirque du Soleil.

Masa once again tops Forbes list of The Most Expensive Restaurants for the second year. The restaurant is a zen-like temple with 26 seats in the dining room and 10 seats at the sushi bar. The décor of oya stone, japanase cypress and hinoki wood are custom designed and brought in from Japan. Located at the Time Warner Center in Manhattan, Celebrity Chef Masa serves his prix-fixe menu “Omakase” style. Omakase means trust – Chef Masa will serve you whatever he likes. He can serve you fresh ahi tuna flown in from Japan daily, foie gras shabu-shabu, Kobe Beef, and white truffles - about 25 courses over the span of 3 hours.

Chef Masa’s culinary masterpieces cater to a specific clientele. Anyone with money can pay for the experience – celebrities and food enthusiasts alike. If you are lucky to get a seat at the sushi bar, you might even get the privilege of having the Chef himself serve you.

Behind The Underwear -The Sexiest Celebrity Vaginas

2006-10-24T11:04:00.000-07:00

On October 29th, E! will be airing the long awaited episode - 101 Sexiest Celebrity Vaginas - as reported by Dateline Hollywood.

Which of our favourite celebrity actresses made the 101 Sexiest Celebrity Vagina list? E! has confirmed Pamela Anderson, Angelina Jolie, Anne Heche, Venus and Serena Williams are in the Top 20. My guess is that Heather Locklear, Christina Aguilera, Madonna, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears will also make the cut.

“We have already told America which stars have the hottest bodies, feet, and clavicles,” stated E! president Ted Harbert. “Now, due to popular demand, we’re starting our first series of celebrity rankings that go, as our new network slogan says, ‘behind the underwear.’”

Dateline Hollywood reports that expert judges include Ryan Seacrest and Charlie Sheen. "Judges relied primarily on reputation, secondary sources and in the case of Sheen, personal experience."

You be the judge. Who do you think will make the 101 Sexiest Celebrity Vagina list?

Future Highways: Three Possible Futures of the Human Race

2006-10-21T11:42:00.000-07:00

There are three primary highways our future can take and an infinite number of detours possible along each path. The greatest number of these possibilities are just a repetition of our past, with enumerable rises and falls along the way (the higher the rise the harder the fall), spanning into the distant future. In this grouping of possibilities the present level of our civilization would be nothing more than a blip in history, receding in importance with the passage of time, probably acquiring the status of legend and myth, as did the Roman Empire throughout the subsequent dark ages.

Then there is the much smaller set of possibilities in which homo sapiens become extinct. As much as this scenario is predicted and discussed among doomsdayers, the fact is we are a hard lot to kill. All it takes is a small pool of humans to survive and repopulate the gene pool. It is probable that in past ice ages our numbers dwindled dangerously low at times, but each time the ice receded and the archaeological evidence becomes rich with human expansion and development. It is important to emphasize, however, that when greater and greater lengths of time are considered, this remote possibility increases, until it reaches a point in the distant future when it becomes an absolute certainty. The only way to escape the certainty of our racial mortality is to move into the third highway of possible futures, transcendence.

Transcendence is a low-probability set of scenarios in which we acquire a form of civilization which can outlive our planet and any set of catastrophes which would eventually destroy us. This highly desirable future can take many forms, but all have several characteristics in common. All must be highly stable, but cannot be static or without ability to adapt and evolve. All must eventually take us away from a solar system which has a long but finite future. And any possible future in this category must allow us to develope a much higher state of mind and intelligence.

Following is an outline of all the possible futures I can envision and a few of their subsets.

Highway 1: Extinction (Highly unlikely, but becoming more probable over great lengths of time unless we find our way to Highway 3).

A. Extinction by Natural Event

(1) Climate Change Has to be catastrophically extreme to achieve total extinction.

(2) Impact by asteroid or comet

(3) Change in Solar Output, resulting in an uninhabitable Earth.

(4) Disease or Catastrophic Pandemic

B. Extinction Through Man-Made Event

(1) Human-Induced Climate Change Once again this would have to be extreme.

(2) Nuclear Holocaust

(3) Man-Made Illness

(4) Unforeseeable Catastrophic technology

Highway 2: Status Quo (This will inevitably deadend at Highway 1 given enough time, unless

a path to Highway 3 is found).

A. Repetitious Rises and Falls

B. Stable civilization held together by some unforeseen social science or social philosophy,

but falling short of the third highway.

Highway 3: Transcendence (Highly desirable)

A. Interstellar Travel, maintaining our present physical form or biologically similar.

B. Transfer of ourselves to an artificial form, capable of surviving independent of our planet and sun.

C. Evolution, either natural or artificial, into a higher biological form able to devise new

and unforeseeable methods of survival.

Possibility 1 , Extinction by Natural Event. As I stated before, the possibility of extinction is extremely remote in the short term but dead certain in the long term without Transcendence. Of the two methods of extinction- man-made or natural- a natural event is much more likely to be the causative event. Excepting the biological or disease possibility, the amount of energy release required to wipe out 100% of the population is so enormous that until recently the human race could not have come close to matching it. Climate change by the natural cycles that shape our planet have long been thought to occur over long periods of time. Scientists are just now beginning to speculate that abrupt climate change, on an order that can reshape the world and in the span of fifty or a hundred years, is the norm and not the exception. To this author, this makes sense. I tend to side with the theories that massive climate change occurs when critical factors, such as ocean temperature and CO2 levels reach a certain point. I believe that when levels are reached in certain critical systems, chaotic effects rapidly escalate until a new equilibrium is reached: new average temperatures, new average rainfall, and different weather patterns. Is this enough to cause an extinction event? The fact is, many climate shifts have occurred since anatomically modern humans came into existence some 200,000 years ago. Enough survived to continue an adequate gene pool, and any shift we experience in the short-term we would likely survive again. Catastrophic climate changes, such as the one which is supposed to have occurred some 250 million years ago (it made the dinosaur event look like a picnic) are much rarer and their occurrence much more mysterious. It is much more likely that in the short-term (10,000 years or so) we would see our descendants reduced to the hunter-gatherer clans of 15,000 years ago than not see them at all due to climate change.

Mass extinctions by impact from asteroid or comet are exceedingly rare, and have probably occurred only a few times in the past 500 million years or so. Depending on the extraterrestrial body's density and content, it would require an object some ten miles in diameter to achieve this level of destructive force. Once again, however, we are talking averages and probabilities, and given a span of time long enough this will almost certainly occur again.

As for a change in solar output large enough to make the planet uninhabitable current astrophysical models hold that this will not occur for between 1.1 billion and 3.5 billion years as its energy output slowly increases through natural stellar evolution. That is more than enough time either to achieve transcendence or die from some other means.

Large pandemics can cause huge misery, create enormous social upheaval, and bring down civilizations, but natural diseases are not known to cause extinction in higher mammals. This is a very improbable scenario, long or short-term.

Which brings us to man-made extinction events. This can be summed up nicely by stating that any such event would most probably bring society down to small enough numbers in isolated pockets that any such destructive event would rapidly lose potency to finish the job. This is not to say this could not occur but it is not a likely scenario.

In summary, an event catastrophic enough to bring our species to extinction is VERY unlikely in the short-term. The probability would remain high that pockets large enough to maintain the gene pool would survive most events. However, in the long-term the possibility becomes an absolute certainty that something, probably some large-scale natural extinction event, will end our occupancy of this planet. By then we will probably have evolved to one degree or another, we can only hope that we have found a road to the third highway mentioned here.

Possibility 2, Status Quo.

This is statistically the most probable path our future will take for the foreseeable future. Looked at in a historical light, it is highly unlikely that our present level of civilization will continue beyond a few hundred years or so. History is rich with examples of rises and collapses. The pattern has always been in our ten thousand years or so of recorded history that it is inherent in our present nature that the societies we build are unstable in the long-term. The good news is that when a people or nation eventually do rebuild a new civilization they build upon the knowledge and experience gleaned from a previous one. "From the ashes rose...". Our present status as the greatest civilization ever built in our geologically short history is already showing signs of the same instabilities and cracks which began to show in another of history's greatest societies, the Roman Empire. To the people of the time, it must have seemed an indestructible part of the world they lived in. However, within a two century span of time, the Romans pulled back from every part of the world they occupied and in the struggle to find equilibrium within their own borders, slowly lost every manifestation of the great nation they had been. What followed were the centuries of barbarity, feudal kingdoms, and intellectual morass known as the dark ages. This period of history was earmarked by the Crusades, the Black Death, and an overall population decline from the richer period preceding it.

There are two possible branches in the Status Quo scenario. One is a continuum of the repetitious cycles which have dominated the human race for thousands of years. A global, or near global, civilization followed by collapse as its flaws encompass and devour it. Then centuries of a drastically reduced population fully occupied by day to day subsistence. Some centuries later another light of civilization, repeating the cycle again and again down the ages until chance or nature brings us to extinction- ten thousand years from now or 100,000 years from now.

The other branch is a stable civilization held together by a philosophy or religion. This can be envisioned by remembering the great eastern societies of ancient China and Japan. The disciplined philosophies they lived by brought a great deal of stability to those societies and enabled them to survive virtually unchanged for thousands of years. Even so, this is a stagnant state of existence, and in the end leads nowhere.

Possibility 3, Transcendence

This one is left entirely to our imagination.

Science fiction is the richest source of ideas on where our road may possibly lead. The only limitation on our future, aside from our destructive tendencies, is the intelligence required to get there.

In the end, unbridled Mind and intellect are the only things that will let us bypass the eventual fate of every species ever to exist on this planet. Natural evolution has brought us to a point in time where we are almost capable of dramatically altering our own future and world for the better. It seems that just enough flaws and short-comings have been left with us to always fall short of our loftiest goals. At this point we can no longer be dependent on nature to guide us the rest of the way to the finish line. We will have to take control of our own destiny now, with whatever that entails. The technologies we have created can both destroy us and lift us higher than we could dream. It is up to us to determine which it will be, and we will live or die by the results of our decisions.

Or we will continue indefinitely into the future, repeating the same mistakes and rebuilding what we eventually always destroy, until the next asteroid or catastrophic climate change ends the existence of the only self-aware species in the solar system's five billion year history.

About the Author
Michael D Watson is a free-lance writer, and editor and webmaster of http://www.future-seek.com, a futurist website featuring science forums, a science fiction bookstore, and other science resources.

Absinthe - Discover the Green Fairy

2006-10-18T23:07:00.000-07:00

The legacy of absinthe as a mysterious, addictive, and mind-altering drink continues to this day.

THE TRADITIONAL FRENCH RITUAL
Absinthe is traditionally served with 1 - 3 sugar cubes. Put the sugar cubes on a flat, slotted spoon over the glass of absinthe. Slowly dribble water on the cube to melt it. This allows sugar syrup to drip through the holes in the spoon into the absinthe.

THE BOHEMIAN ABSINTHE RITUAL
It has become a tradition to burn sugar over czech absinthe. Place the sugar cubes on the spoon and pour absinthe over them so they might soak it up. Some choose to dip the cubes in the absinth and then place them on the spoon. Set the sugar cubes on fire. The sugar will caramelize and melt allowing melted crops to fall into the absinth. The remaining sugar is then stirred into the drink and cold water is added. Absinthe usually contains more than 60% alcohol you should be careful with the bohemian ritual. The absinthe in the glass shouldn't begin to burn. Often times the drips of sugar are burning and immediately set the absinthe on fire. Most glassware is not designed to contain a fire and will break. BE CAREFUL!

MORE ABSINTHE COCKTAILS!

Green Fairy
1 shot Absinthe
1 shot Water
1 shot fresh lemon juice
2 or 3 teaspoons sugar
2 teaspoons egg white
Dash Angostura Bitters
Method: Shake thoroughly and strain into a cocktail glass.

Green Demon
6 tips of mint
1 shot Absinthe
1 shot vodka
Juice of 1/2 a lime
Dash syrup de gomme (sugar syrup)
Orange bitters
Method: Shake the mint tips with ice, strain into a martini glass and add other ingredients.

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Do Average Looking Guys Really Get The Hottest Looking Girls?

2006-10-17T13:53:00.000-07:00

Numerous Studies Have Shown That A Woman Is Not Attracted to A Man's Looks, But To Other Qualities She Deems "More Important". If this is so, you might be asking yourself how you can harness and develop these qualities to attract and date the most stunning women on the planet?

Women speak a different language. You can't talk to them like you talk to your buddies. A separate part of the book is about how women think, what motivates their actions and how you can use this to your advantage!

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The Manly way of complimenting a lady. Many guys cut the tree below themselves by not knowing how to compliment - I teach you to do it right

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Cheating Spouse: 7 Legitimate Motives For Spying

2006-10-16T21:53:00.000-07:00

Should you spy on your cheating husband or wife? You believe you see signs of a cheating spouse. The need to know whether your spouse is cheating and EXACTLY what kind of cheating is taking place is often strong. There are a number of reasons why the drive to spy is powerful. Here are seven:

1. Trust is a big reason, not of your partner, but yourself. Probably for some time you have sensed something is different or questioned the change of behavior in your partner. Perhaps you confronted your cheating husband or cheating wife and it was met with denial. This created a huge dilemma for you because a part of you was screaming, Hey, this doesn't fit! I don't believe it! To deny this part of you, which KNOWS the truth, creates a tremendous internal turmoil. If the truth as you suspect it is confirmed, you can take a deep breath and at least know that you can trust yourself. You are NOT CRAZY! Spying is a way to confirm your suspicions and trust more fully your gut feelings.

2. Spying on cheating husbands or cheating wives often helps the person feel connected to the partner who seems to be steadily moving away. It is a way of maintaining contact and having some sort of connection to this stranger who once was well known. Isn’t it like the game of hide-and-seek we used to play as children? Sometimes there, sometimes gone. At least it is a game, and a game is at least some contact, some involvement. You miss the connection and try to find someway to maintain the ties.

3. Spying on a cheating spouse may be an honest attempt to bring resolution to the relationship. You want to know the truth. You sense something does not fit. You suspect there is a breach of something. You want to know what you are up against. You are not willing to stand pat and wait. You are a person of action. You want some sort of movement. You want to get on with the relationship. You want to get on with your life. You know that it is difficult maintaining your sanity when there might be this huge elephant that no one is talking about. You want to know the truth, face the truth, deal with the truth and be free.

4. Cheating husbands or cheating wives often, unfortunately, lead to the demise of marital relationships. If you strongly suspect this to be true for your situation you will want to protect yourself legally. If there is betrayal, lying and deception regarding a third party, other forms of deception may exist financially or in other areas of the relationship. Having “evidence” does have some impact in some court systems. Whether you need to protect yourself legally depends on the kind of affair facing you and the character of your spouse. Please read through my “7 Reasons For an Affair” to determine the situation that faces you. If your spouse is someone who can’t say no, doesn’t want to say no or is acting out rage, please make sure to take protective steps.

5. You may want to protect yourself medically if you suspect you have a cheating husband or wife. You might be concerned about sexually transmitted diseases. Your health may be at stake. And, of course, you need to know. Shame, guilt or self-absorption may be so powerful in your partner that it gets in the way of responsibly informing you of the medical dangers when another partner is sexually brought into your relationship.

6. Seeing signs of a cheating spouse often mean secrets. Secrets are work! There is not much written about the impact of a secret in a relationship, but believe me, in over two decades of working with strained relationships day in and day out, keeping a secret has a powerful impact. It is the proverbial elephant sitting in the room that no one dare talk about. People take extraordinary measures to tip toe around it, but it IS there. Emotionally, you can’t miss it. Secrets are a drain. If the secret persists, its impact is felt in subtle but insidious ways. People become physically ill, sometimes seriously so. People become depressed. People start doing crazy things. Children start acting out, stop achieving, become listless or exhibit a host of other symptoms. Children, or the next generation, often carry the emotional load. You want to spy because you don’t want to live with a secret. You want to discover the truth. You want to feel the freeing power of the exposed secret and the opportunity it offers for healing, resolution, a rich relationship and a productive life.

7. Some of us like drama. Soap opera scenarios and adrenaline based lives are a hallmark of our society. We get juiced or pumped up entering into emotional relational triangles that offer intrigue. Without adrenaline, life seems boring or mundane. Perhaps an unspoken reason for an affair may be to fan the fire? Or, you may spy on your cheating spouse to keep the sense of being alive a part of your life.

About the Author:

Dr. Robert Huizenga, The Infidelity Coach, has helped hundreds of couples over the past two decades heal from the agony of extramarital affairs and survive infidelity. Visit his website at: http://www.break-free-from-the-affair.com/cmd.php?ad=139627

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The Demon Dictionary

2006-09-30T12:54:00.000-07:00

Most people believe that angels exist. But what about demons? Are demons real?

You bet they are!

When Satan fell from heaven, he was not alone. One third of all angels (his followers) were also bound to earth by God. These angels are what we commonly refer to as demons. Nearly all religious texts speak of demons and there acts. For instance, if you believe the bible to true, you must believe that demons most certainly exist. Demons are mentioned numerous times within this text alone.

While many people do believe in the existence of Satan’s angels, few have bothered to discover their names or their purpose here on earth. There are legions upon legions of fallen angels, but there are only 72 high ranking demons that rule and command all the others. These are the leaders in Hell and will be the commanders of Satan’s army at the final battle.

This book is an attempt to identify these primary demons and briefly describe their influences upon mankind. I have provided the name, rank, seal, and a description of the demon and the powers each can demonstrate or control. You will also find some of the early artist’s renderings of how many of these demons will appear when summoned. However, since they are non-corporeal beings or spirits, I’m sure they can probably take any form they wish.

Most of the information within this book has been gleaned from the ancient text listed in the back. These demons were very familiar to the ancient writers and are still called upon today by witches, Satanists and those who practice black magic.

How To Catch Your Cheating Lover

2006-09-22T14:01:00.000-07:00

If you suspect that your partner is cheating on you, the person you have given so much of yourself to, the person you have loved so unselfishly and sacrificed so much for, the person you stood by when anyone else would have left, then this could be the most important message you will ever read.

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Tired of Sitting at Traffic Lights That Won't Change?

2006-09-19T15:36:00.000-07:00

Traffic Signals are most commonly controlled by electromagnets (also referred to as Inductive Loops), which are buried just under the black lines you see cut into the surface of the road at each lane of controlled intersections - they usually appear as large, black-outlined rectangles in the road.

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Use a traffic light changer, traffic light tripper, motorcycle traffic light signal changer, or traffic light trigger if you drive a smaller vehicle, such as a motorcycle, moped, Vespa, or sub-compact. Signal Sorcerer® is also excellent for high elevation vehicles and security vehicles that require absolute sensor detection and acknowledgement.

The People Who Shape Our World

2006-09-14T23:05:00.000-07:00

Here's Time's list of 100 men and women whose power, talent, or moral example is transforming our world.

Artists & Entertainers - This diverse galaxy of influential stars has won fans and spawned imitators around the globe

J.J. Abrams
George Clooney
Dixie Chicks
Ellen DeGeneres
Nicolas Ghesquiere
Wayne Gould
Philip Seymour Hoffman
Arianna Huffington
Ang Lee
Renzo Piano
Rain
Rachael Ray
Jeff Skoll
Kiki Smith
Will Smith
Zadie Smith
Howard Stern
Meryl Streep
Reese Witherspoon
Rob Pardo
Daddy Yankee
Tyra Banks
Dane Cook
Matt Drudge
Stephen Colbert

Scientists & Thinkers - Whether by harnessing the power of the Internet or probing the mysteries of the mind, they have come up with the big ideas of our time

Mike Brown
Kelly Brownell
Nancy Cox
Richard Davidson
Kerry Emanuel
Jim Hansen
Zahi Hawass
Bill James
John Jones
Ma Jun
Jim Yong Kim
Steven Levitt
Jacques Rossouw
Andrew von Eschenbach
Jimmy Wales
Geoffrey West

Leaders & Revolutionaries - Dictators, democrats, holy men (and a TV host)—these are the people with the clout and power to change our world

Muqtada al-Sadr
Ellen Johnson-Sirleaf
Hugo Chavez
George W. Bush
John McCain
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Ayman al-Zawahiri
Hillary Rodham Clinton
Pope Benedict
Condoleezza Rice
Wen Jiabao
Ehud Olmert
Pervez Musharraf
John Roberts
Ismail Haniya
Angela Merkel
Jigme Singye Wangchuk
Archbishop Peter Akinola
Junichiro Koizumi
Oprah Winfrey
Bill & Melinda Gates

Heroes & Pioneers - Meet some global icons—actors, politicians, athletes, entertainers and others—who are using their influence to do the right thing

Bono
Michelle Wie
Wynton Marsalis
Angelina Jolie
Bill Clinton & George H.W. Bush
Steve Nash
Orhan Pamuk
Elie Wiesel
Jan Egeland
Joey Cheek
Chen Guangcheng
Ian Fishback
Wafa Sultan
Pernessa Seele
Ralph Lauren
Mukhtaran Bibi
Paul Simon
Al Gore
Katie Couric

Repacking Your Beauty Bag

2006-09-12T14:19:00.000-07:00

New Airport Security Restrictions Require A More Creative Approach By Korky Vann, Special to The Courant

When new air-travel security regulations were implemented in the wake of last month's foiled terrorist plot in Great Britain, liquid and gel products (with few exceptions) were banned from carry-on luggage.

Suddenly, just about everything in the typical cosmetics bag was off-limits - including body and hand lotions, shampoos, hair gels, liquid hand sanitizers, bug spray, sunscreen, conditioners, nail polish, face wash and even mascara. (Liquid and gel products are still allowed in checked baggage.)

Women everywhere were horrified by the sight of confiscated toiletries being tossed in the trash and panicked by the thought of flying blind - in other words, without their favorite beauty products.

"No question, the rules have changed, and those changes really impact the woman traveler," says Susan Trumpbour, former beauty magazine editor and creator of www.MyBeautyberry.com, a website offering product information and tips.

"It's all confusing. Lipbalm, yes; lipstick, maybe; lip gloss no. To pack a beauty bag in your carry on that makes it past airport security, you have to think outside the box."

Or outside the bottle or tube, to be exact. The new restrictions even put the squeeze on toothpaste and sample-size products in liquid or gel form. Trumpbour says approved carry-on substitutes that perform in the air and at your final destination include cosmetics and body products in solid, stick or powdered forms, and there are more then you might think.

National Bike Registry

2006-09-06T01:48:00.000-07:00

Register Your Bike Now! Don’t let it end up at a police auction! Protect your bike for just $1 per year

Since 1984, the National Bike Registry (NBR®) has been working with law enforcement to return stolen bikes to their rightful owners. A bike registered with NBR, the only true national database, can be identified by police and returned to you instead of being sold at an auction.

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Need A Girlfriend?

2006-09-06T00:56:00.000-07:00

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'Psychic’ Judge Loses Appeal To Retain Job

2006-09-04T15:15:00.000-07:00

Article from Gulf Times.

MANILA: A Philippine judge who allegedly claimed to have psychic powers and communicate with imaginary “dwarf friends” has lost his appeal to keep his job, court officials said yesterday.

Judge Florentino Floro, who presided in a suburban Manila court, was sacked on March 31 on “administrative grounds” after he failed a psychiatric test ordered by the Supreme Court.

The judge lodged an instant appeal.

Floro was also understood to have claimed supernatural abilities, the ability to read the future and held “healing sessions” in his chambers.
But the Supreme Court was not convinced of the judge’s mental state and rejected his appeal.

The final ruling, written on August 11, said “judges are expected to be guided by the rule of law and to resolve cases before them with judicial detachment” to ensure the public maintained its confidence in the judicial process.

“The psychological finding of mental unfitness, when taken together with Judge Floro’s claimed dalliance with ‘dwarves’ poses a serious challenge to such required judicial detachment and impartiality,” the ruling said.

This would “eventually erode the public’s acceptance of the judiciary as the rational guardian of the law, if not make it an object of ridicule.

“His insistence on the existence of ‘dwarves’, among other beliefs, conflicts with the prevailing expectations concerning judicial behaviour and manifests a mental state that should lay to rest any doubts about his valid removal from office for lack of the judicial temperament required of all those in the bench.” Judge Floro could not be reached for comment yesterday. – AFP

End Your Porn Addiction

2006-08-28T14:42:00.000-07:00

With the advent of the Internet, the explosion in the convenience of pornographic images has fueled online sexual addictions over the past ten years. Computers and Internet access is ubiquitous in households across America. But when has somebody crossed the line from acceptable use to reeling out of control? Are you wondering if you or someone you love is addicted to viewing sexually explicit material online? If so, what can you do about the addiction and what are the treatment outcomes? This article discusses current thought on pornography addiction and treatment.

Taking the First Step
Imagine a life free of secretly spending time at the computer when you could be enjoying your free time with your family or friends. Consider how nice it would be for the tension and arguments to go away. Wondering what life might be like beyond an online pornography addiction?

Recognizing your concern over your own behavior or someone close to you is the first step in dealing with an online addiction to adult material. Are you ready to take the next step to defeating that online addiction to pornography?

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2006-08-26T00:06:00.000-07:00

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